I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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