so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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