You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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