Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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