Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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