Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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