Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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