Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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