I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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