is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I stole a fireplace last night.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Randomize
