Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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