Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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