He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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