Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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