In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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