I smell stomach acid.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
