erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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