I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to