We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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