you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
