make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
