doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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