no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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