i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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