would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I'm both gender and math confused
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I know her cup size but not her name....
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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