Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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