That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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