I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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