Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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