glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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