Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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