Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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