bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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