Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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