Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
No subtext here. People are naked.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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