he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
do nipples grow back?
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