ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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