It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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