I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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