Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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