One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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