Whod you bang
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Are my feet made of real feet?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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