it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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