Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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