She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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