May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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