Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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