i jhust puked up my retainher.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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