Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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