i would punch a child for taco bell
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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