You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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