sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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