it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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