I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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