i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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